DPRK Guilty of Bullying

The DPRK has recently been making threats against South Korea, in it's typical war monger style. Months ago, the South made it quite clear that they do not need the North or it's missile programs for protection, yet the North continue to spin the same tales that their "military first" policy is for the good of all Koreans. This story is simply a lie, to cover the North's build up of arms for its war moves. The North has been reckless in its pursuit of military offensive power, and has offended South Korea, harming inter-Korean relations and damaging the prospect of reunification. The South, as a member of the UN, and a pursuer of world peace, condemned the North's actions, but this has led them to come under fire from the North's regime. The DPRK has a habit of blowing hot air, but the threats cannot be ignored. It seems very much as if the North is intending to provoke conflict, so it can begin a second invasion of the South in an effort to errode its freedoms and seize its wealth.

Kim Jong-il Limerick

There once was a leader called Kim
Who thought North Korea could win
He spent all his Won
to develop the bomb
so he ran out of money for gin

North Korean News to be Broadcast in the US

"Official" North Korean News (propaganda) is now to be broadcast in the US, according to TV schedulers. The "news" channel will undergo a makeover to better reflect its message. The news show will be presented by two puppets called "Comrade Kim" and "Imperialist Stooge". "Stooge" will constantly get in Kim's way during the broadcast. This will prompt Kim to knock him out with his revolutionary upswing, and allow him to continue reading the news. North Korean officials have said "This is a great development. Now we can brainwash American children in the same way we have brainwashed ours."

DPRK Will Deliver "Merciless" Blow

The DPRK has described the sanctions following it's nuke test as a "Declaration of War", and has promised that further actions will be met with a "merciless" blow. It is unclear at this time if this is simply more DPRK hot air, but the message here is clear. In promising a "merciless" blow, the DPRK has shown that it intends to attack targets which cause the most pain and suffering to it's opponents (i.e. civilian targets). DPRK terrorism knows no bounds.

Real KCNA Editor Returns from Holiday to Find Office Ransacked by North Korean Agents!

Returning to the scene of chaos and destruction, the editor of the real KCNA has made a shocking discovery. While cleaning up the mess of the presumed burglary, he discovered a wallet on the floor. Inside the wallet was an ID card for "Sally Fletcher", with a Korean male's picture taped over the top, and the words "I am not a North Korean agent." scribbled on the back in biro. Despite the cleverness of the ingenious disguise, the editor saw through the fake ID card and reported the matter to the police. The DPRK will stop at nothing to sabotage the truth in any shape or form.

DPRK Third Nuclear Test Succeeds

After many civilian deaths, and a couple of failed attempts, the war monger Kim Jong-il has finally proven that he can build nuclear weapons. He now plans to use them to hold South Korea to ransom, forcing them to turn over money and food aid, and finally giving up control and making him total master of the Korean peninsula. The rest of the world will not sit idly by while he launches his war of aggression. Current plans are to cut off his supplies so that he cannot initiate his war strategy.

DPRK Second Nuclear Test Fails

The DPRK has tested a second nuclear device, which was an incredible failure, according to a special report by the newspaper Longschlong Sinmun. Tens of thousands of innocent civilians died from the radiation leak, when the bomb failed to go off and began leaking radioactive material into the local environment. The DPRK does not have a good track record with weapon tests, however a third test is scheduled for the weekend. Will it be third time lucky, or will more innocents die so that Kim Jong-il can further his plans for war?

The DPRK is on the Road to Self Destruction

The evil dictator Kim Jong-il has not been seen for several weeks, according to a special report. This is in fact typical behaviour of the villain, and regularly occurs before his gangsters attempt to ignite a war. An important date in the DPRK calendar is coming up, and it is common for the DPRK to employ this sabre-rattling on special dates, in order to maximise the effects of their propaganda. On the 8th of October, it is the anniversary of Kim Jong-il's merciless rise to dominance in the DPRK. It is likely that if a nuclear test goes ahead, it will be on or around this date. All of the other nations are strong in their unity to oppose the war moves, and this time they may call the DPRK's bluff. It is clear that the suicidal coward Kim Jong-il seeks to take his country down with him, in one last act of defiance.

DPRK Dictator's Abuse of Human Rights Flailed

Like his father, Kim Jong-il is a coward who will stop at nothing to achieve his goals of conquest. He even uses National Service to create a 'human shield' army, whose sole objective is to protect him. This gangster-like mob are ordered to protect him and his lavish lifestyle at the cost of their own lives. If they refuse then it is likely their families will be tortured and murdered. Concrete facts prove that this is the case. Human Rights organizations are at work within the DPRK, but face threats and obstructions on a daily basis.

DPRK Moves to Ignite War Under Fire

The DPRK is considering testing another nuclear device, to add to it's offensive arsenal . Previous tests have resulted in dramatic failure, but these new war moves will be treated as serious for the time being. Should the DPRK be successful in developing successful nuclear weapons, they will most likely be targetted at Seoul. The DPRK uses missiles which cannot support a heavy warhead, which means they cannot target the US, or most other countries. This grave demonstration of hostility towards their brothers should be seen as a warning. The North will stop at nothing in it's goals of global conquest, and the strip mining of the South Korean economy. Small DPRK funded groups within South Korea are attempting to change attitudes towards the DPRK, leaving the people there with no idea of the true threat on their doorstep.

DPRK's Sinister War Moves Revealed

In an article titled "Repeal of S. Korea-U.S. Military Treaty Demanded" the fake KCNA news service has given an insight into the sinister motives of the DPRK's morally bankrupt regime. Ever since the North's war of aggression on the peaceful, freedom loving people in the South, the Americans and South Koreans have been strong allies. This friendship, which helped to repel the invaders, has lasted for decades. Now the DPRK seeks to break that friendship down one piece at a time. By driving a stake through the heart of their friendship, they seek to divide the two countries, and pave the way for a new invasion. The North is intent on forcing it's own ideaology on the South, whether it wants it or not.