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Thursday, October 05, 2006

The DPRK is on the Road to Self Destruction

The evil dictator Kim Jong-il has not been seen for several weeks, according to a special report. This is in fact typical behaviour of the villain, and regularly occurs before his gangsters attempt to ignite a war. An important date in the DPRK calendar is coming up, and it is common for the DPRK to employ this sabre-rattling on special dates, in order to maximise the effects of their propaganda. On the 8th of October, it is the anniversary of Kim Jong-il's merciless rise to dominance in the DPRK. It is likely that if a nuclear test goes ahead, it will be on or around this date. All of the other nations are strong in their unity to oppose the war moves, and this time they may call the DPRK's bluff. It is clear that the suicidal coward Kim Jong-il seeks to take his country down with him, in one last act of defiance.

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