Real KCNA Editor Returns from Holiday to Find Office Ransacked by North Korean Agents!

Returning to the scene of chaos and destruction, the editor of the real KCNA has made a shocking discovery. While cleaning up the mess of the presumed burglary, he discovered a wallet on the floor. Inside the wallet was an ID card for "Sally Fletcher", with a Korean male's picture taped over the top, and the words "I am not a North Korean agent." scribbled on the back in biro. Despite the cleverness of the ingenious disguise, the editor saw through the fake ID card and reported the matter to the police. The DPRK will stop at nothing to sabotage the truth in any shape or form.