DPRK Second Nuclear Test Fails

The DPRK has tested a second nuclear device, which was an incredible failure, according to a special report by the newspaper Longschlong Sinmun. Tens of thousands of innocent civilians died from the radiation leak, when the bomb failed to go off and began leaking radioactive material into the local environment. The DPRK does not have a good track record with weapon tests, however a third test is scheduled for the weekend. Will it be third time lucky, or will more innocents die so that Kim Jong-il can further his plans for war?