North Korean News to be Broadcast in the US

"Official" North Korean News (propaganda) is now to be broadcast in the US, according to TV schedulers. The "news" channel will undergo a makeover to better reflect its message. The news show will be presented by two puppets called "Comrade Kim" and "Imperialist Stooge". "Stooge" will constantly get in Kim's way during the broadcast. This will prompt Kim to knock him out with his revolutionary upswing, and allow him to continue reading the news. North Korean officials have said "This is a great development. Now we can brainwash American children in the same way we have brainwashed ours."