DPRK Third Nuclear Test Succeeds

After many civilian deaths, and a couple of failed attempts, the war monger Kim Jong-il has finally proven that he can build nuclear weapons. He now plans to use them to hold South Korea to ransom, forcing them to turn over money and food aid, and finally giving up control and making him total master of the Korean peninsula. The rest of the world will not sit idly by while he launches his war of aggression. Current plans are to cut off his supplies so that he cannot initiate his war strategy.