KCNA in Row Over Bias

The KCNA has come under fire today for posting several articles which are entirely biased, proving once and for all that it is nothing more than Kim Jong-il's personal mouthpiece. The tripe printed today includes an "Appeal to All Koreans", which is nothing more than a desperate rallying cry by a doomed regime. The article also puts forward ridiculous ideas without evidence or sources, which suggest that the US would lose a nuclear war with the DPRK. Another article claims that Socialism will be the sure winner over peace and freedom, yet history has proven a thousand times that Socialism doesn't work. All attempts at Socialism in the past have resulted in murderous regimes, such as the one in the DPRK.