Scientists Discover Rampant Brain Problems in DPRK

Scientists have discovered that many people in the DPRK are afflicted by some kind of brain disease. The disease primarily affects their memory. The lead scientist is quoted as saying "This explains a lot. Their news service always repeats the same stories, and uses the same phrases constantly. This must be due to the memory loss." The disease may also be the cause of their lack of humour and vulnerability to brainwashing. The research continues.