DPRK Moves For War Blasted

The entire world has become tired of the DPRK's "bully" and "gangster" tactics, says a special report. It goes on: North Korea has a large army, but it lacks the food and supplies to wage the war of aggression dreamed of by Kim Jong-il. Also, the DPRK's criminal policy of National Service means that many soldiers may not be prepared to fight when the time comes. His military is as effective as his missiles, the newest of which crashed into the ocean shortly after take off earlier this year. This is a serious blow to Kim Jong-il's nefarious plans, and good news for all the peaceful countries of the world.