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Saturday, September 02, 2006

DPRK "Beating its Chest"

In true caveman style, the DPRK is spreading angry and war-mongering messages about the US' recent defence test in the region. The DPRK, who's long range missile test ended in failure, is upset about the missile defence system. A DPRK spokesman is reported as saying: "It's hard enough to make our missiles fly, without someone trying to shoot them down. How can we wage our war of aggression when our enemies have better technology than us?" The DPRK has a large army, but it is short on food, supplies, and skill. The DPRK's ruined economy cannot provide adequately for its armed forces, and it becomes weaker every day. This desperate situation may be behind the aggressive war moves of the North, who crave blood and seek to fight before they are reduced to wielding sticks and stones against the might of the world.

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