Kim Jong-il's Moves For War Exposed

Special inside sources have revealed that Kim Jong-il is attempting to start up a new Korean war, by threatening and goading other countries. As we all know, the last Korean war started when the aggressive north decided to invade the peaceful south. These latest moves are creating the danger of a new war, and causing instability in the region. Most recently, border guards from the DPRK were ordered to fire a couple of rounds at their neighbours, in an attempt to provoke them into firing back. Had the plan worked, it is said that Kim Jong-il would have claimed the attack was caused by the south, lying to his people once again.